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Musicophilia

The Life and Times of a Musician

Created on 2002-11-06 19:42:49 (#767215), last updated 2009-06-12

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Basic Info
Name:Iris
Birthdate:1985-06-20
Location:Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Bio
Iris was born feral in the wilds of Bohemia and adopted by a pack of wolves. At the age of 4, her pack raided a nearby village and carried home in triumph two tubas, a piano, a cello and a french horn. While the pack leader used the piano to beat rival wolves to death, Iris taught herself how to play the cello. She rejected the tuba but ingeniously crafted it into agricultural tools, thus creating the first farming community of wolves in Europe. Years later, Iris has moved to a big city but regularly visits her family in their 4-bedroom den.

She recently courageously fought for wolf rights in order to secure a renovation contract and immediately taught her wolf family how to use a modern bathroom. As a result, lycanthropy rates have dramatically dropped and wolves are finally becoming accepted as a minority group with their own rights and privileges.


*biography courtesy of the epic late night bs of [info]oddsocks


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Aaron Copland on Ralph Vaughan Williams (1872-1958)
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